• Percentage less that Philadelphia suburbanites will have to pay for natural gas: 10%
• Amount of death threats made by Delaware County Assistant Principal: 1
• Number of existing Philadelphia-area houses that were not sold this year as compared to last: 990
• Expected amount of flower puns in upcoming Flower Show coverage: 346
• Video games in which Philadelphia is used as a backdrop: 0 
• Number of elementary school children, smarter and cuter than we are, who competed in the 30th annual Carver Fair at the Academy of Natural Sciences: 250
• Months in the future into which ECW’s Ring of Honor is willing to look: 6 
• Amount taxpayers have spent on Bibles for Pennsylvania legislators: $13,700
• Number of Philadelphia police officers honored during President Obama’s Tuesday night speech: 1
• Times the DA’s office had to say, “nm, ttyl” to incoming attorneys: 12

This entry was posted on Thursday, February 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm.