More Proud Moments: Phillies WFC Riot Featured On Discovery Channel’s Rampage!


Mar 02, 9:00 pm (60 minutes)
Rampage! Riot Rampage 2
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A holiday sale turns to chaos as the crowd stampedes; a championship celebrations [sic] turn into a street war; angry and drunk fans spill into the streets during a power-outage; A rapper fights for his life after being crushed by a car.

Set your Tivo’s, fellow shame-magnets! Discovery’s Rampage, which is, so far as we know, the only television show dedicated to DOPE(S), GUNS, AND FUCKING IN THE STREETS, is setting its sights on us next Monday, and we have a feeling it’s going to be unbearable and proud-tears inducing, all at once. One question: Will they interview Ted Passon? Holler, Discovery.

3 Responses to “More Proud Moments: Phillies WFC Riot Featured On Discovery Channel’s Rampage!

  1. Brendangling Says:

    Ha, an MC5 reference! yaay!

  2. Brendangling Says:

    “Philadelphia Phillies” was the correct Final Jeopardy response last night. I fantasized about being a contestant and using the magic Jeopardy pen to write “Who are the World F*cking Champion Philadelphia Phillies?”

    The clue was “The only major league team whose city and team name start with the same four letters.”

  3. everytimeyoucloseyoureyeslieslies Says:

    Is it sad that I have last night’s Jeopardy tivoed and now I will be somewhat let down when I watch it?

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