Shh! Be Quiet! Ed Rendell Is TRYING TO THINK Of Something He Can Say As A Character Witness For Vince Fumo!

“Taught me everything I know about burying dead hookers!” No? Hmm. How about… “can work a muni-bond like a fucked-up pinball machine?” No? Um, “jet-skis like Mr. Magoo being chased by the cops?” No? Shit, really? Wait this IS a roast I’m attending in his honor, right?
Can you hear something that Rendell is trying to say as a character witness for Vince Fumo? Send it along to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.






