New Jersey Man Scores A Whopping 5/8 On Philebrity Commenter’s Superbowl Halftime Drinking Game
On Friday, we asked readers to clue us in to a Bruce Spingsteen SuperBowl Half-time Drinking Game, and by gum, commenter sleepuntildark totally came through:
If Bruce plays a song off his new record, do a shot.
If Bruce says “Is there anybody ALIVE out there???” Do a shot.
If Bruce says “C’mon Stevie!”, do a shot.
When Bruce and Little Steven sing into the same mic, do a shot.
If Bruce looks knowingly at Patti and she smiles back coyly, do a shot.
If Bruce plays ‘Born In The USA’, then goddamn people, do a shot.
If Bruce alludes to Obama or hope or some other new beginning in America type thing, do a double shot.
If Bruce closes with ‘Born To Run’, drink the entire bottle (could be a guarantee to get you faced).
Unbelievably — or actually, quite believably — Bruce delivered on a whopping five out of eight, including the one where you drink the whole bottle. Also, very notably, The Boss broke a network TV camera with his wang, which the drinking game didn’t account for, so we just improvised and started beating each other with cookie sheets. (Scroll to 3:19 in the video above to see the moment of impact, but do it soon — this clip is sure to be pulled down from YouTube any minute now.) In related news, the tickets that went onsale this morning at 10AM for Bruce’s two shows at the Spectrum in April have sold out. Completely! Never underestimate the good karma attached to breaking a network TV camera with one’s wang. ‘Spowerful.
