Regular readers of this site could be forgiven for thinking that there is room for only one gay, white rapper in Philebrity’s pages, and his name is Jonny Makeup. But they are wrong. Dead wrong. See, when Philebrity was just a tyke, there was this awesome gay rapper group in town called VIP; they totally DJ’ed our launch party! Over the years, the various members have been scattered all around, and it’s Jonny who’s made the most headlines — but we also love Bear, as well as Peter Party, whom you may remember from his cameo on VH1’s The White Rapper Show (pictured). Peter — real name Peter Seprish — suddenly surfaced last week, unbelievably, as Martha Stewart’s new florist. One Philebrity reader noticed him, and apparently spent the whole day Googling Peter Party (the recession is doing strange things to us all, friends); what she found is that even minus a steady drip of Phileb headlines a la Jonny Makeup, Peter’s been really busy otherwise:
· First, Peter got fully clowned by Jimmy Kimmel, of all fucking people, for his White Rapper thing.
· Then there was the time Peter stripped on Pants Off Dance Off. (Click thru to Men, K-Z.)
· Another time, VIP played a gay orgy that was actually a taping of Guys Go Crazy; the reader sent us the cover art for the box, but no amount of pixelating could keep the dicks out of it, so you’ll have to find that on your own.
· And still another time, Peter was on Celebrity Rehab to lend support for a bandmate headed off to Sobriety Jail.
· And somewhere in the middle of this, Peter posed for a magazine simply called Butt.
Peter Party, we can confidently say that you are probably the best florist that mean old man Martha Stewart ever had. We think the reader who sent us all this stuff wanted to shame you, but clearly, shame is not in your game. So let’s celebrate! After the jump, some edited-to-be-work-safe shots from Peter’s, erm, spread in Butt magazine. Don’t judge him: He was young, he needed the money, and he already has a Philebrity logo where his genitalia should be. Isn’t that enough?

This entry was posted on Friday, January 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm.