AMY FISHER wants people to know that she’s not the same girl who shot her lover’s wife in the face 16 years ago.
She’s 34 now, still with a thing for older men – she’s married to her 56-year-old agent, Lou Bellera – and mother of three, ages 3 months to 8 years.
Amy also has a new career: Porn actress and stripper.
In Touch magazine talked with her about porn and the pole. Tattle offers commentary in brackets.
IT: Why did you decide to get into porn?
AF: I’m doing it for me, to have a good time. As long as you don’t mind taking your clothes off [and having sex with strangers], it’s great.
IT: How do you reconcile doing porn with raising kids?
AF: Whatever I do in my private life is my private life [even if my private life is dancing naked in full of a room full of drunks or masturbating on the not-so-private Internet]. When I come home at night, I have my family. The kids are my whole life – this is my business. I give 100 percent to my kids and husband.

1. It is 2009, and you’re writing about Amy Fucking Fisher.
2. And in doing so, your source material is In Touch magazine.
3. This whole shitshow is laden with a kind of seething sexual jealousy that tells us more about you than we would ever, ever want to know.
4. All of your columns are kinda like this.
5. You’re a disgusting troll. Get the fuck out of my office.
DN: Next Time, Just Take The Layoff

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 29th, 2009 at 12:30 pm.