Click to enlarge.
Back in September, Philly comedian Doogie Horner ran his flow chart of heavy metal band names (above) on the local comedy blog Comic Vs. Audience. Because life is beautiful and the Internet is weird, the chart has recently gone viral (BoingBoing/Fark/etc.) and now, Doogie is That Guy Who Did That Awesome Chart. (Fans might also want to check out Doog’s Tragedy To Comedy Conversion Chart as well.) But to you, dear Philadelphians, Doogie is That Guy Who Plays Fergie’s On Wednesday. Check him out, but don’t let him near the overhead projector.