Oh My God, Have You Been Outside?
Holy shit, it’s 52 degrees outside. Time to make the most of it.
1. Lie, say whatever you have to say, to get the hell out of wherever you are right now and out onto the city sidewalks.
2. Skate/bike/walk from wherever you are to wherever you want to be. If you have no particular place to go, even better.
3. Make a pit stop to enjoy an alcoholic beverage or whatever it is you people like to smoke.
4. Call others and have them meet you somewhere.
5. Don’t come back inside until you’ve caught a cold. Everything will go back to being shitty soon enough, to where it doesn’t matter whether you’ve got a cold or not. Report your results back to us.
Do it now! Why are you even reading this? GO!
January 24th, 2009 at 1:37 am
I totally did this! It’s was such a beautiful day i hope everyone in philly got to enjoy it!