Comments on: Philadelphia Zoo’s New Commander-In-Chief Is Almost As Cute As U.S.A’s

By: ride1076

ride1076 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:11:48 +0000

I can’t believe Pygmy Marmoset came in last! Hrmph!

lord_whimsy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:45:24 +0000

In all likelihood, it probably tastes a little like muskrat. Primate meat is porklike, but can be musky and oily.

Now orangutan, there’s your money meat.

avid — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:36:16 +0000

I want one. Thats wrong, right?

TJBeck — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:30:29 +0000

@dUb-iLL: Probably a lot like dolphin meat. Tuna-safe, of course.

tips — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:06:05 +0000

@aetchells: So help me God, I will cut you.

dUb-iLL — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:51:30 +0000

I wonder what that thing tastes like.

aetchells — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:36:38 +0000

Is DMac the guest editor today?