Kearny School Kids, The City Is Relying On You…
… to come up with a grade-school-appropriate version of the Muslim shoe-throw when George Bush visits Philly for the last time ever of his ridiculous, awful, shameful Presidency. He’s coming to your school, in Northern Liberties, right now, to pat himself on the back for the shitshow that is/was No Child Left Behind. Now, us adults have problems of our own with Bush — ones that you’ll no doubt inherit in a much shorter time than you think — but today, as you struggle with your young, inner rage-cores to find just that perfect shaming question or funny photo op to throw the President’s way, we encourage you to focus on how No Child Left Behind has basically turned you into test-taking little lab rats. How it’s robbed you of a part of your childhood by taking you from kindergarten directly to what is basically SAT test prep. Of all the shameful, awful, hurtful things that President Bush has done to people all over the world, this is the one that most directly affects you, the children. Here at Philebrity, we believe you are the future, and when presented with the opportunity to send this man a message or pointed question on behalf of this city that loves you (even though we don’t always show it), we’re sure you’ll come up with something.
CBS3: Schoooool’s Out For-Evah!
