Captain Freeshit: No, Really, Could We Interest You In This Limited Edition Groundhog Vs. Shadow Commemorative Plate?

If you win this, all that we ask is that you don’t do lines off of it. That would be sad, weird, and wrong.
We mentioned this at the end of the day yesterday, and you probably thought we were shitting you. But we’re crappin’ you negative, brah. At around 4:30PM yesterday, a bike messenger delivered to us what is quite possibly the single greatest promotional item we’ve seen in quite some time: The Limited Edition Groundhog Vs. Shadow Commemorative Plate. Lined in gold and inscripted on the back, it is a piece of fine china that is frankly the swankiest thing to ever come out of Punxsutawney. Now, courtesy the PA Tourism Office’s GroundhogDreams.com, we’ve lined up one to give a away to one lucky reader, because there was no friggin’ way we were gonna give you ours. To enter to win, send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “NOT AVAILABLE ON QVC” in the subject header. We’ll pick a winner on Monday and have this fine luxury item shipped to the destination of your choosing. Bon chance, mes amis!














