Experimental Cell-Phone-Free SEPTA Train Raises More Questions Than It Answers, Such As…
· Can there also be an experimental nasty-ass-hair-grease-smudge-window-free SEPTA car?
· Is this some kind of direct reaction to prevent SEPTA from going all kinds of Riverview on us?
· If one cannot boil with seething hatred as one overhears an inane conversation just three feet away, how will we even know we are humans?
· Will this, and could anything ever, improve the mood of legions of surly SEPTA employees? Or will it merely make them more batshit-powermad than they already are? (I’m looking at you, bitter old bitch in the glass booth at Girard El Stop.)
· Wait a second, I have to take this call. Is that OK?
KYW: You’re Going To Have To Move To The Next Car, I’m Reading Poetry In Here
January 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Ah, Girard: “where you are allowed to buy tokens…sometimes.”
January 7th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Septa loves patting themselves on the back for bullshit like this. No one is really complaining about the cell phone noise, as all the train zombies have iPods anyhow. The real nuisance is not being able to get an train after midnight on the weekends. Ask any poor bastard who depends on the R3 to West Trenton.