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> <channel><title>Comments on: Readers Cameraphone: Next Christmas Is Only 361 Days Away, And Until Then, The South Philly Target Asset Protection Chariot Keeps A Close Watch Over All Of Us</title> <atom:link href="http://www.philebrity.com/2008/12/29/readers-cameraphone-next-christmas-is-only-361-days-away-and-until-then-the-south-philly-target-asset-protection-chariot-keeps-a-close-watch-over-all-of-us/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2008/12/29/readers-cameraphone-next-christmas-is-only-361-days-away-and-until-then-the-south-philly-target-asset-protection-chariot-keeps-a-close-watch-over-all-of-us/</link> <description>philly&#039;s longest-standing cityblog</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:04:06 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator> <item><title>By: Blackmail</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2008/12/29/readers-cameraphone-next-christmas-is-only-361-days-away-and-until-then-the-south-philly-target-asset-protection-chariot-keeps-a-close-watch-over-all-of-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8341</link> <dc:creator>Blackmail</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:44:49 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=18031#comment-8341</guid> <description>This is probably preferable to how would-be evil-doers are apprehended without the segway. I&#039;ve seen full-grown men tackle ten-year-olds and then hold them for police, who, in turn, cuff them and toss them into the van.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is probably preferable to how would-be evil-doers are apprehended without the segway. I&#8217;ve seen full-grown men tackle ten-year-olds and then hold them for police, who, in turn, cuff them and toss them into the van.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Zombie Larry</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2008/12/29/readers-cameraphone-next-christmas-is-only-361-days-away-and-until-then-the-south-philly-target-asset-protection-chariot-keeps-a-close-watch-over-all-of-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8334</link> <dc:creator>Zombie Larry</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:20:49 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=18031#comment-8334</guid> <description>It cracks me up that the security guys that ride them are like 300lbs. GET THE FUCK OFF AND WALK YOU ASSHOLE!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It cracks me up that the security guys that ride them are like 300lbs. GET THE FUCK OFF AND WALK YOU ASSHOLE!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ecortes</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2008/12/29/readers-cameraphone-next-christmas-is-only-361-days-away-and-until-then-the-south-philly-target-asset-protection-chariot-keeps-a-close-watch-over-all-of-us/comment-page-1/#comment-8332</link> <dc:creator>ecortes</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:22:25 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=18031#comment-8332</guid> <description>this is by far the funniest pic ive seen LOL. for some reason it reminds me of Johnny 5 ;-). it might start moving on it&#039;s own soon.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is by far the funniest pic ive seen LOL. for some reason it reminds me of Johnny 5 ;-). it might start moving on it&#8217;s own soon.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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