Readers Cameraphone: Next Christmas Is Only 361 Days Away, And Until Then, The South Philly Target Asset Protection Chariot Keeps A Close Watch Over All Of Us


And don’t think it doesn’t see you eyeing up those Valentine’s Day candies, either, bub. Keep it moving.

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3 Responses to “Readers Cameraphone: Next Christmas Is Only 361 Days Away, And Until Then, The South Philly Target Asset Protection Chariot Keeps A Close Watch Over All Of Us”

  1. ecortes Says:

    this is by far the funniest pic ive seen LOL. for some reason it reminds me of Johnny 5 ;-). it might start moving on it’s own soon.

  2. Zombie Larry Says:

    It cracks me up that the security guys that ride them are like 300lbs. GET THE FUCK OFF AND WALK YOU ASSHOLE!

  3. Blackmail Says:

    This is probably preferable to how would-be evil-doers are apprehended without the segway. I’ve seen full-grown men tackle ten-year-olds and then hold them for police, who, in turn, cuff them and toss them into the van.

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