Prediction: Gas Prices Will Soon Drop Below $0.00 Per Gallon, Nothingness To Turn Itself Inside Out
Since Friday, the average price per gallon for regular unleaded has fallen by 2 cents in Pennsylvania and the five-county Philadelphia region and by 3 cents in Delaware, New Jersey and South Jersey. The current average price per gallon is now $1.46 in South Jersey, $1.50 statewide in New Jersey, $1.56 in Delaware, $1.70 in Pennsylvania and $1.71 in the Philadelphia region.
Meanwhile, all of those farts in a jar your Grandfather has been saving since the 1970s will finally be released, poking a hole in the ozone and causing a ray of unfiltered sunlight to pierce down and explode the spot on which you are now standing.
PBJ: Until The Time Machine Really Can Run On Banana Peels And Empty Cans Of Miller High Life, This Will Have To Do
