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So, Urban Is Being Sued Over Some Troll Tomfoolery

Apparently, a Danish company feels that the Philadelphia-based mall purveyors ripped off their Good Luck Troll shtick by selling a Chia pet/troll hybrid called the Turf Troll. Take a look: What do you think?

Well, for one thing, the Urban Turf Troll has eyebrows while the Good Luck Troll clearly doesn’t. One shoots grass out of its dome while the other one looks like it is wearing a hat made out of kitten asshair. Oh yeah, and one troll is wearing clothes while the other one is stark naked. Is this what it’s come down to, people? And, why is it giving us flashbacks to Vanilla Ice explaining how “Ice Ice Baby” is different from “Under Pressure” because of the “little bitty ting.” If anything, Danny DeVito should sue both of them for ripping off HIS look as Frank on IASIP.

[Troll Talkin']

Anna Goldfarb from Shmitten Kitten is guest editor this week. Feel free to email her any tips at anna@shmittenkitten.com.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am.

9 Responses to “So, Urban Is Being Sued Over Some Troll Tomfoolery”

  1. everytimeyoucloseyoureyeslieslies Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 am

    you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s (S)OUL…you gotta pay the troll toll to get in…

  2. Anna Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am

    I swear to God, I was singing that in my head as I wrote the post!!

  3. ride1076 Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Anna, some of us still have to be at work this week. I’m now trying very hard not to raise suspicion by lol’ing at my desk over your casual mention of kitten’s asshair. Thanks a lot!

  4. lord_whimsy Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    They look like my parents.

  5. ride1076 Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Don’t you start too Lord Whimsy! I am not even about to blame this on my ability to be very easily amused.

  6. thegrape Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    http://flickr.com/photos/77965569@N00/149808194/

    Bahahahaha! Indeed!

  7. lord_whimsy Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Catering to the needs of the easily amused is my specialty.

    The one on the left looks like me emerging from the shower. Only I have chest hair. And goatlike genitals.

  8. Anna Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Lord Whimsy: WOW! I…I…there are no words. That might be my favorite comment of yours yet!

  9. lord_whimsy Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    (bleat)

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