Everywhere we look, we see news reports about how totally dick-ish old White guys are acting this week. We thought Grandpas only cared about three things: reading the newspaper every morning, making sure you hug them when you first walk in the door, and having regular access to hot cups of coffee. Apparently, they also love screwing over the American public and occasionally the entire world, too. How very Scrooge-y of them. First up, we have Dick Cheney swingin’ his dick around about his tenure as Vice President yesterday during Fox News Sunday.

Cheney expressed no regrets in yesterday’s interview, vigorously defending the Bush administration’s war and counterterrorism policies and saying he was untroubled by opinion polls showing that he and Bush are among the most unpopular White House occupants in modern times.

This guy is unbelievable! He does not give. a. FUCK. Like, it’s almost punk rock how little this guy gives a fuck. And, it appears that the bailed out bankers are still gettin’ their cheddar on our dime.

Banks that are getting taxpayer bailouts awarded their top executives nearly $1.6 billion in salaries, bonuses, and other benefits in 2007, an Associated Press analysis reveals.

Damn, son! How much do early bird specials and yellow cardigans cost nowadays? We mean, we’re not surprised that this happened; we’re just disappointed.

This entry was posted on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 am.