Mark our words, people: This time next year, you’re going to be buying Jonny Makeup iPod socks and sweatpants. We’re not sure what the vehicle will be — reality television or lawsuit or maybe both — but our boy Jonny is like this far from going mega. In the last week alone, Jonny made a cameo on E!’s Girls Next Door, which in turn, made it onto The Soup. Then, the Diplo Generation’s answer to Liberace wrote a batshit crazy letter to Street Carnage, which then, in turn, made it onto Jezebel. And because Jonny never forgets his roots, he just checked in with us last week to let us know that he’s been in Atlanta working with Madonna/Gwen Stefani producers Dallas Austin and Cory Nitta, finishing up his debut solo album. The first single is “Earthquake/Heartbreak,” and somewhere, Gwen Stefani just realized that it’s not her — with these guys, anybody could have a hit:

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm.