Coming Soon: Philadelphia, Brought To You By Zantac

Look, we get it: The City is fucking broke. And it’s only going to get worse. And every time one thing is spared, another gets cut. We are faced almost entirely with lose-lose scenarios. And we don’t pretend to have a solution. But just while we’re being honest, let us make note of a quote from deputy mayor Rina Cutler , playing let’s-just-suppose in front of City Council:

“You could, hypothetically, do logos on a variety of things we currently do not do them on.”

It would seem to be the shape of things to come. Look on the bright side: Philebrity is already setting up a PayPal for donations to help us “sponsor” Judy Garland Park.
KYW: 15th Street El Stop… Byyyyy Mennen!

One Response to “Coming Soon: Philadelphia, Brought To You By Zantac”

  1. Patricio Says:

    Question to the people. Is it somehow going to be “different” when Obama has to do similar things federally? Or only when this city does it?

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