Great Moments In FAIL: Career Criminal’s Epic Achievement Marred By Mugshot With Pube Beard
This might be more of a lazy-ass, Philadelphia Will Do/OMG THE NEWZ IZ FUNNY LOL type of thing, but can we just offer a doff of the ol’ cap to Hector Gomez who, upon the occasion of his 16th arrest in just 28 years, managed to escape through the ductwork at the roundhouse, only to have this picture circulate in his news notices? Look at that thing — it’s even worse than Sweeney’s playoff beard. The upshot for Hector, though, is that all he has to do is shave the thing and he’ll be unrecognizable to the police, or anyone who ever, against all odds, loved him.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Props to the guy for recreating “the great escape” I award him the 2008 Major Gonad Award (a gold plated nut sack he can hang from the rear bumper of his Toyota)
Can’t you just see it(fat cop opens door to holding room, looks around, jaw drops) “Hey Clem did you cuff the prisoner?” (2nd fat cop approaches, donut & coffee in hand) “Uh, no sarge I thought you did”
Simultaneously, both look up at a 12″ hole in the ceiling, two thought bubbles float above their fleshy heads “WTF?”
December 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Cops in Philadelphia are named “Clem”?
December 9th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I imagine the salary of the Keystone Coppers who let Pube Face back into the wild would probably be enough to keep any number of libraries in Philadelphia open.