God damn it, Bizarro Nutter, you’re even ruining Christmas! Is it you that’s going to show up to light the City Hall Christmas tree tonight, or the real Dude? And don’t act like your weird fetish for non-transparency hasn’t even slithered its way into us finding out where this year’s 33-foot Colorado Blue Spruce came from, because Bizarro Nutter, this quote has YOU written all over it:

“We are very thankful that Fairmount Park found the donor, but he adamantly does not want to be known.”

You’re a vile one, Bizarro Nutter. You have termites in your smile; you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the… seasick crocodile!

This post was paid for by the Campaign To Bring Back The Real Michael Nutter. Merry Christmas, everybody!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm.