Finally, Somebody Said It
If you’re on MySpace now, you’re a [expletive] cretin. And you’re not only a [expletive] cretin, but you’re poor. Nobody who has beyond an 8th grade level of education is on MySpace. It is for backwards people.
[Michael Wolff, Silicon Valley Insider via Gawker]
Phew, now that it’s in the open, may we direct you to our Facebook page? Or ye olde original Myspace, depending on which side of the [expletive] cretin divide you stand.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I never had a myspace page and visiting your facebook is the first time I’ve seen what all the fuss is about.
Facebook is sorta like myspace but combined with twitter… I think.
Or am I missing something?
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Know what else is for backwards people? Using “poor” as a term of contempt.
Way to be self-aware Wolffie, you mandarin in bluejeans, you.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I would make an addendum: you are either a moron, or in a shitty band (says the pot to the kettle).
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
is it a requirement to have tons of disposable income to be on facebook?
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
someone better tell “Tom” from myspace that he’s actually poor and not insanely rich.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Does Tom still come with MySpace? I figured he dropped off after Murdoch bought the company.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“OMG!
Sup, drinking the hatergade??
Myspace is, like, sooo nerd crucial!!!
Facebook is tote-stally the new Deathstar; Geezer Central, Granny Sweeney!
Better ask somebody.”
Philebrity gets an F- today for “Finally, Somebody Said It.”
:(
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Oh please.
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Hanging out with cretins is my favorite part of myspace. Kind of like The Ramones’ “Cretin Hop.” I know that everyone’s on Facebook now, but when it was College Kids Only, the vibe struck me as patently unfun and uptight. People telling me that I can talk to old high school friends just doesn’t have that lure for me. Besides, making fun of poor people reminds me of James Spader in “Pretty In Pink.” White suit and all.
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
The girl’sh trarsh, Blaine. Alwaysh wash and alwaysh will be: NADA.
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Hahahaha! Oh, shit’s good…did Spader really have that kind of a lisp though?
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
It’s a rich person’s lisp.