God This Christmas Sucks Already: Santa Forced To Take The Bus For Much Of December

Think the recession isn’t hitting everybody? Think again: We just came across this press release from SEPTAdetailing Santa’s upcoming travel routes through West Philadelphia in the coming weeks. Worst part? It’s going to take him about three weeks to get from 52nd to 60th Street. I know Santa doesn’t like to complain, but on a ride like that, you should definitely get some egg nog and free tokens.

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