8 Responses to “Noontime Nuggetz: Hobo Fights Are So 2005”

1. annie Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

   I’m calling child services now. And those people should be SPAYED. Like CATS. Because they are animals.

2. bhanahan Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   this is all sorts of fucked up.

3. miss fidget Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

   I concur, neuter the hos, the babies and the off camera thug.

4. cjmemay Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   I don’t get what people are upset about, the babies are fine.
   Relax.

5. thegrape Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   Ouch. In their defense, I think this is what happens when some stay at home mommies can’t afford their Comcast bill no more. Youtube + camcorder/oh f*ck I had to go and have a baby in a recession = this shtuff.

6. C. The Impaler Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

   The dude who posted this on his account, maybe the guy voicing off camera, has got mostly a Fast and the Furious street racing throwback. Those clips local?

7. lord_whimsy Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

   If you find this abusive, I’d like to ask you one thing, Precious: what was it like to grow up as emperor of China? Were your hair clippings stored in gilded vitrines? Were your morning leavings given state funerals?

   Leave it to Americans to pathologize rough housing. Those cute, fat little babies are obviously loved; middle class people are just unaccustomed to seeing young parents play with their babies. They knock them around a bit. Always have. Up until recently, it was the norm–so stop being such weirdoes.

   My folks were barely twenty when they had me, and I was the family football for years. That constant physical contact taught me how to fall without hurting myself, how not to drown in a kiddie pool, and how to take a knock or two.

   Physicality is a life skill: nothing more pitiful than a grown-ass man who is obviously unaccustomed to using his body. Crom laughs at them loudly from his big, hairy mountain. And let me tell you: that’s a damned dark day in a man’s life. No one ever really recovers from that.

   Pampered, soft, smooth, scabless, pudgy, indoor-dwelling kinderlarvae are being done no favors. Poor kids are never given the chance to trespass, climb things, run from cops, jump things on their bikes, build forts and rafts, get bit by animals, break bones, or test themselves in any way. This is how UPenns happen–and why we don’t have any bases on the frigging moon. And when the time comes–and come it shall–how will we ever invade the homeworld of our insectoid alien enemies with such sorry stock? Ever think of that? I sure as hell have. Guess we’ll just let India and China’s kids get all the bug-killin’ glory, huh?

   Jeezus.

8. dUb-iLL Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 1:01 am

   That’s Fuckin’ Adorable!

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