Fun With Numbers: I Would Gladly Trade This Dogshit Football Team For 11 Libraries, But Sadly, None Of You Philistines Would


AMOUNT OF money the city will save by shutting 11 libraries: $8 million.
Amount of money the Eagles have owed the city for years: $8 million.

Totally true. Totally shameful.
DN: If The Reid Boys Went To Libraries More Often Instead Of Living In The Carb-Cult Of NFL Royalty, Maybe They Wouldn’t Be Mormon Pill-Popping Buttsmugglers. Sayin!

  • http://mrthursday.com TC

    For the record, I, too, would happily trade the Eagles–this vintage, or any other–for libraries and other pro-city, pro-education institutions. The Eagles, I’ve found, I can do without.