We have, of course, pretty much gotten to the end of the reality TV rainbow. Since The Real World ushered in the age back in the early 1990s, we’ve seen pretty much every combination and situation explored in the reality television setting, which has not only grown less and less real, but also left us high and dry on the show we’ve always secretly wanted to see, where whoever loses actually gets killed. Since that is never gonna happen, allow us to direct you to Rehab: Party At The Hard Rock Hotel, a show where, finally, you don’t need to pretend to care about the characters because they’re in and out of the episodes in 10 minutes. Shot weekly at the asshole convention that is the world-known Sunday “Rehab” party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, Rehab the show basically picks the cream of the crop of muscle goons and nasty skanks during their most ridiculous exploits (girl fights, dashing out on tabs, expecting Ja Rule to pay their checks, waking up in the bushes having forgotten their own names, etc.) and shows ‘em to ya in all their glory. Kinda like Cops if it was called Party Cops. Only two episodes in, we’re hooked. If only because sooner or later, we’re know we’re gonna see Tommy Up on this shit.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 at 4:28 pm.