Holy Shit: Cardinal Rigali Granted Radio Show On The Station That Brought You Michael Smerconish And The Ghost Of Dom Giordano
Furthering its rep as the dogshit FoxNews of Philly, WPHT has just enlisted none other than Cardinal Justin Rigali for a monthly radio show on what is now, post-Election, quite ironically called The Big Talker. As lapsed Catholics, we can pretty much tell you the hot topics on Rigali’s live monthly show, which debuted yesterday:
· When fetuses become actual human life (answer: moment of conception)
· How Peggy from Mad Men is totally going to hell
· How YOU are totally going to hell
· Why fetuses are cool
· Why you can never come to church again unless you pay for an annulment and/or sew up your vagina
· Why you don’t come to church more
Meanwhile, co-host Dom Giordano — who used to be kind of OK back in the day on WWDB until he sold his soul to Rush Limbaugh — moderates. So speak slowly. You know, just like back in the altar boy days. Just open your mouth, and wait for the envelope.
Catholic.org: Hi, This Is God, I’m A First Time Listener, Long Time Caller
November 19th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Message from a from a practicing Catholic.
Save a life. Go fuck yourself
November 20th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
You forgot the gays. Oooh gaaah the gaaayss.