For One Brief Shining Moment, KOP Hot Topic Becomes Emo Vampire Heaven
And at last, tweens and moms with art school/goth damage can look each other square in the eye and go, “Yeah, I’d totally do him.”
“It’s a love story with romance and mystery,” the elder Ms. Turfitt, of Telford, Pa., said. “The seduction of the series is hard to pass up.” Up and down the velvet-rope line were little girls, moms, goth teenagers, mall rats and even the occasional emo boy. Each had a brief moment with Mr. Pattinson, who sat at a table and quickly signed posters before they were trundled off. Ms. Turfitt at least had a bit of a moment when she finally made it to the front of the line: “You are adorable.” Her daughter, like many of the young women in line, could barely mumble hello she was so overwhelmed.
And you people wonder why we treat anything beyond City Avenue, the rivers, and Cottman Avenue like it’s a retard colony.
NYT: Sisters Of Mercy
