Department Of All Alt-Weeklies Are Exactly The Same Fucking Boring Paper That Needs To Die STAT: Behold, The Anti-Phillies Rant

Personally, I never understood why we should cheer for ball players in the fist place; seeing as they never return the favor. Seriously; when was the last time center fielder Shane Victorino stopped by your office to compliment you on that killer PowerPoint presentation?
– Rodney Anonymous, City Paper/The Clog, 10/29/08
It’s not just that I’m ambivalent about this city’s involvement in such a large–scale sporting event—it’s more than that. It’s that I really don’t care. It’s that I’m passionately apathetic about the whole thing.
– Caralyn Green, Philadelphia Weekly, 10/28/08
Grooooooaaaaaaaaaan. This is fucking junior varsity posturing of the highest order. And frankly, Rodney, we’d expect you to be a little more evolved than the author of the esteemed PW “Pop Tart” column, but whatever. Tonight, WE DANCE.







October 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
complete and utter!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I generally don’t care about pro sports either but I do really love seeing the whole city so excited and happy about something. I think the Phillies are going to win, then Tuesday Obama will win. YEAH!!!