Oh man, we almost forgot! THE ELECTION IS JUST A WEEK AWAY! Actually, we didn’t forget. At this point, we have MSNBC on literally ROUND THE CLOCK, and at one point each day, if you hang out long enough, you get to see the point where MSNBC literally runs out of itself and they have to show weird true crime shows while they go and make some more MSNBC. But between this and Phils, we’ve been drunk for two weeks. And it’s only gonna get weirder. To wit:
· Al-Quaeda endorsed John McCain, so please take a look at that and send it to your mom. [NYT]
· And while you are at it, you may want to help her and the rest of the people on your family email-kitten-chain what the phrase “redistribute wealth” actually means when it is not Grumpy Old Man code for SECRET SOCIALISM. [CosmicVariance]
· More grump, this time from Biden: Noted speech impediment victim Marnie Hall breaks the news that Joe Biden just got CBS3 banned from interview access! [YouTube]
· But on the other hand, Philebrity finally found a Republican we can get behind: His name is Mike Muhammad, he’s running against Bob Brady, and he quotes Jay-Z on his web page… which seems to have been built in 1996. [WillDo]
· Hey, remember that time that Philadelphia Deputy City Commissioner Fred Voigt literally scoffed at an interviewer who asked him about long election lines deterring voters? Well, based partly on that interview, Voter Action and the NAACP are pre-emptively suing the state of Pennsylvania. [AmericanNewsProject/Alternet]
· WASSUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 at 3:23 pm.