Confidential To Marty Moss-Coane: Stop Flirting With Dennis Quaid RIGHT THIS SECOND!

Because he doesn’t look like this anymore! (At left! In that hot “CUTTERS” t-shirt!) Because it’s been going on for 40 minutes already! And aren’t you a married woman? And, but, and, well, it’s just… AWESOME. Never mind, it’s awesome. We totally hope you hook up with him in the broom closet after the show and Terry Gross and Amy Salit shoot you shitty looks for the rest of Eternity. Go for it, Marty. This is your shot.

2 Responses to “Confidential To Marty Moss-Coane: Stop Flirting With Dennis Quaid RIGHT THIS SECOND!”

  1. bhiladelphia Says:

    now he looks this:
    http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/03/dennis-quaid-shirtless-is-still-hot/

  2. buddy Says:

    married-shmarried everyone needs a thrill, do it.. in all his wrinkled former glory….not to mention Marty is no PJ Soles.

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