Dept. Of We Are All So Fucked: Philly-Based Stocks Shit The Bed Along With Everyone Else’s

We don’t even know what this really means, but we tell you with a foreboding sense of whooooaaaaaaaa anyway: The Dow fell below ten thousand! Crazy! And some Philly stocks are tanking too, including Cephalon, Campbell Soup Co., Comcast Corp., Liberty Property Trust, Radian Group Inc., Sovereign Bancorp Inc. and Tasty Baking Co. TASTYKAKE is even taking a hit. God damn, this time next week I’m gonna be living in a rowboat, I just know it.
PBJ: YO! OWCH!

One Response to “Dept. Of We Are All So Fucked: Philly-Based Stocks Shit The Bed Along With Everyone Else’s”

  1. C. The Impaler Says:

    Philebs’ is living off stock dividends?

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