Great Moments In Twitter: Finally, Some Sex Up In Here
Soooooooo, not sure if you know this, but basically everyone in Philadelphia who has a Twitter subscribes to the Philebrity Twitter, and just recently, we started subscribing back to everyone else who subscribes to us. We did it not because we want to know how your weekend Etsy projects are going, but with the twinkle in our eyes that says, “Sooner or later, this is going to lead to an amazing post.” Well, it hasn’t yet. And this one isn’t it, either. Most of you fuckers on Twitter are DEAD BORING, going on about your graphic design projects, cute little dates you had, your wonderful bon mots on the economic crisis, and so on. We seriously want to kill all of you. But nevertheless, we believe, and when interns trudge in each day, we point to the big orange card on the wall that says “FOLLOW TWITTER FEEDS” in the vain hope that one of you — seriously what would it take for one of you — will do something interesting. Well, today, a break in the clouds: Ex-Philebrity Mummy Stripper/present-day massive porn star Stoya joined Twitter. First tweet:
yay, new internet toy. just got back from fetish factory. who wants to come over and clean the chlorine off my rubber?
She shoots, she scores. Let this be a lesson to you Twitterers: It wasn’t the goal of Twitter to make us never want for the touch of a human being ever again. You people just made it that way.
September 29th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
you guys treat twitter like RSS and can’t figure out why the people who signed up for your redundancy have nothing interesting to say. really? not that my tweets would interest you either…
September 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Heynow. Yes, we use it as a headline feed — not unlike a news org — but we also do individual tweets here and there. I love how hardcore Tweeters find this soooooo offensive, like you can’t just do whatever the fuck you want with a piece of technology and let others do what they will.
Tweetnazi.
September 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
To be fair to DX, you stated that you’re simply following those that are following you. If so, you’re just following hardcare philebophiles that love to read the same crap multiple times. No wonder you can’t find anything interesting.
So what came first the chicken or the egg?
just sayin.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Joey, I totally agree with you here about the mountains of boring tweets that amount to little more than uninteresting navelgazing. And, for the record, I LIKE how you use twitter feed. I find it useful and fun. SO THERE, haterz.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
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September 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Right now you guys are following 365 people. Perfect opportunity to do a “Twitterer of the Day” segment.