Why Is Sarah Palin Here And What Is She Doing?

palinI want you to ask this question to yourself as though you may have just found a wart down there, or your mother-in-law in your living room. Because like many of these kinds of questions, not even Media Professionals seems to know the answers. In today’s requisite Palin-is-here-WTF piece in the Daily News, we learn the following:
· “Palin landed at the airport with just two hours notice to the local media and drove to an undisclosed location.” Which only begs the question: WHOSOEVER AMONG US GIVES THIS HELLION SHELTER?
· “Campaign spokesman Paul Lindsay declined to provide any details of her visit, saying that she would have ‘no scheduled campaign events in the Philadelphia area until the economic crisis is solved.’” SO WHAT, THEN, IS SHE DOING? Part of me hopes she’s here to steal The Constitution while McCain creates a distraction, in which case, bravo, lady, brav-o.
· “It was unclear yesterday why Palin would come to Philadelphia for her debate preparation.” I KNOW! I KNOW!
Could it just be that she’s thirsty? Or did she also hear good things about the Devon?

9 Responses to “Why Is Sarah Palin Here And What Is She Doing?”

  1. friendlynerd Says:

    Seriously, I’m hard-pressed to think of a town that would be any less welcoming to her bullshit than here.

  2. C. The Impaler Says:

    Philebrity seriously needs a contact in the Union League.

    I believe she’s actually wound up in Philly because when McCain “suspended” his campaign and debate prep, her travel schedule was thrown out of whack too. In short, the campaign forgot about her.

  3. cawren Says:

    SARAH PALIN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

    Given McCains age and health history she could in deed become Commander in Chief

    I am terrified at the prospect of this less than open, inexperienced, undereducated woman might be the President of the United States.

    Inexperienced?

    For a short time she was a sports reporter
    4 years on a small town city council
    6 years as the mayor of a small town with less than 7,000 people
    2.5 Years as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people.
    On the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission

    Palins lack of curiosity about the world and international affairs.
    Ms. Palin first applied for a passport last year.

    Undereducated?

    After changing colleges 5 times she did graduate with a Journalism degree

    Less than truthful? “Thanks but no thanks”

    Regarding the bridge to nowhere. In 2006, Palin ran for governor on a “build-the-bridge” in her platform. She urged quick work on Alaska’s infrastructure projects “while our congressional delegation is in a strong position to assist.” (Ted Stevens) After the bridge received sharp criticism from John McCain and other congressional members she backed down.
    Sarah Palin’s transportation department has JUST completed a $25 million gravel road leading to the site of a (The Bridge To Nowhere) bridge that Palin, now boasts that she stopped, so as to save taxpayers money. The road was built with federal tax dollars. A ROAD TO NOWHERE

    Troopergate. A Democratic Witch Hunt?

    Alaskan Senate President Lyda Green, a Republican is critical of Palin’s recent behavior. The Alaska Legislature has yet to decide whether to impose fines or pursue contempt charges that could lead to Todd Palin’s arrest.

    The council, which approved the troopergate inquiry, is made up of eight Republicans and four Democrats. The inquiry was initiated, (Before her nomination)and continues, only because Alaska Republicans many of whom have worked with and supported Palin in the past agree with Alaskan Democrats that the question of whether Palin abused her authority must be addressed.
    The Trooper-Gate investigation and the link of Sarah Palin to the Right Wing Religious organization Focus On The Family. Liberty Legal Institute is the legal arm of the Free Market Foundation, a conservative activist group associated with James Dobson’s Focus on the Family. They are now involved in the investigation. (A Sign Of Things To Come?)

    Book Banning Question

    In Oct 1996 Palin inquired as to whether Emmons (Wasilla town Librarian) would object to library censorship. Emmons resisted. Palin then raised the possibility that people may circle the library in protest, to which Emmons replied that the American Civil Liberties Union would get involved. Palin backed down. Palin fired Emmons on 1/ 30/1997. The next day she withdrew the firing after an expression of public support for Emmons

    Quite frankly the thought of Ms. Palin sitting across the table from the likes of a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad chills me to the bone. She is NOT qualified to be Vice President let alone President.

  4. Philly Chit Chat Says:

    I wonder if I would get in trouble if i said the undisclosed location is being a neighbor of Richie Sambora for a few days.

  5. ssmythe1 Says:

    As my husband, and Woodward and Bernstein say – “follow the money” – could it be that she’s here doing some stealth fundraising on the Main Line, even though they’re accepting Federal Funds, and shouldn’t? Seems a tad suspicious…

  6. John Lightstone Says:

    Chit Chat — maybe the debate watching party is a cover-up for a booty call. Palin is younger than Cher, right?

  7. jburnside Says:

    NOBAMA IN 08

  8. djlynnabraham Says:

    I’ve heard no follow-up about this. Anyone else hear anything?

  9. jburnside Says:

    Having won the hearts and votes of Philadelphians, she is off to her next campaign stop. Her work here is done.

    Biden’s ass has a target on it and Sarah is wearing pointy shoes.

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