T.O. Ready To Give Back
What you really have to love about our nation’s professional athletes is how willing they are to give back to us, the fans. Take our good friend, Philadelphia excommunicate Terrell Owens. Here’s a guy not afraid to tackle the big issues. He took one look at America’s middling energy drink market and declared, “We must have something more!” T. to the O. has reportedly inked a deal with the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group to produce a new drink called VENOM. There’s been no word on what makes this one better or you know, different from any of the existing drinks that taste like liquid Smarties. But we here at Philebrity are pretty hardnosed journalists and dug up the dirt of the flavor lineup:
-Dropped Pass-ion Fruit
-Little Tea Learns to Share
-Ego-Cooler
-Hydrocodone Overdose OVERDRIVE
-Drew Rosenhaus’ Need Mo’ Green Apple
-That’s Mah Quarterback Meltdown Tears
We’re still waiting for a deal to produce Shaq’s Ass Blast so Kobe can finally tell him how it tastes.
