Oh God, We Can’t Help Ourselves
Hey Dan Gross! Alycia Lane is suing you. And your corporate overlord. And Larry Mendte and CBS3 and blah blah blah. Did you conspire with Mendte? Was your price merely a look at the bikini pics? Sigh.
In what we hope is (but know could never be) the final word on the matter, Broadcasting and Cable magazine offers up the headline that best sums up this tedious bullshit: “Fired Philly Anchor Sues Fired Philly Anchor.” Don’t you people understand??? They’re not on TV anymore, so they should be dead to you. Now go play in the sun.
