In our interns’ desperate attempts to find gigs that might pay them in currency besides Vitamin Water, sometimes they dredge up great absurdities of our time:

98.1 WOGL Greatest Hits of the 60s, 70s and 80s, is looking for performing arts professionals to judge this year’s “South Jersey Idol” contest, where the grand prize winner will get a trip to Jamaica!

The contest is taking place every Thursday evening, from 7pm – 9pm, at O’Malley’s Bar & Grill, located at 56 Crescent Boulevard Gloucester City, NJ 08030 Tel: 856-456-2300, beginning September 25th – November 6th.

If you are available on Thursday nights during these dates, you will recieve a $100 gift certificate to a local spa as compensation. If interested, please submit your qualifications and resume, and someone will contact you for an interview.

Holy. Fuck. How did we not know this was going on? You too can help find the next Bon Jovi. (Remember Blaze of Glory and Young Guns II? That was the shit). $100 for the spa isn’t all that much, but America says you need it. And you know you’re judging South Jersey anyway.

Craigslist: Out-of-work Singers, Unite For Spa Gift Certificates! The Only Thing You Have To Lose Is Your Chains When They’re Snatched Off Your Neck In Gloucester

This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 at 1:47 pm.