Update: Brendan Hansen Gold Medal Found, But Seemingly All Photographic Evidence Of Him In The Stupid Dr. Seuss Hat Has Been Scrubbed From The Internet

So, yeah: It turns out that another passenger on Brendan Hansen‘s flight wound up with his medal, and now it’s been returned and all is at peace in the world. But while putting this post together, we kind of fell into a BrendHole looking for a photo of him in that stupid American flag Dr. Seuss hat at the Olympics this summer; apparently, one does not exist. We did find the Brendan Hansen messageboard which is kind of like whoa, however. So our search continues. Apparently, though, Brendan’s doesn’t. You’re all good, dude!
Previously: Brendan Hansen Is: Dead Behind The Eyes, From Havertown And Kind Of A Choker