It’s that time of year: summer’s ending, your month-long hangover is about to begin, so you pull on your sweatpants and climb under your comforter with a pile of – shock of shocks – print publications. Advertisers know this all too well, as do editors. So they get their symbiote on, and throw up a Fall Guide, or a Best Cities for Singles, or Travel + Leisure‘s newly released America’s Favorite Cities.

A couple things of note. One, apparently you’re a jerk, Philadelphia – solidly last for “People (Overall)” category? Jeebus. Flash a smile once in a while. Two, we have a new theory about Forbes ranking Atlanta the best city for singles. America has judged Atlantans as ugly and mean, just like us. But we bet they’re total sluts for a guy in a suit. Here, businessmen gotta work for it, and even if we give it up, we just might still hit them in their heads with bricks and take their wallets. Now, back to picking sweatpants out of our ass crack and paging through US Weekly.

Previously: The More You Know: Philly A Better Place To Get Laid Than Tampa/St. Petersberg, But Definitely Not As Awesome As Columbus, OH

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm.