If nothing else, Sarah Palin may go down in history as the only person to ever make Charles Gibson seem edgy, or even awake. If you didn’t Tivo the ABC interview, don’t worry: It will probably be on a loop all weekend long. Meanwhile, there’s two strange bits of homegrown Palinalia we wanted to float your way. First up is this love letter to Marge Gunderson by Daily News Freelance Harpie Christine Flowers, already a week old, but give it a whirl anyway for how delightfully it’s playing to the wrong room:

She had us at hello.

Feminists desperately want a woman in office, but only if she sounds like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi.
But no pro-life, moose-shooting NRA member who wins beauty pageants and has the audacity to bring a child with Down syndrome into this overpopulated world need apply.

Just many of the snippets that had us howling with delight in the same way as if someone just popped into the office naked and covered in maple syrup! Ahhhhhh!!!!!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! AHHH!!!!!!! But that’s kinda window dressing, really, because we have to give it up to PhillyMag‘s Victor Fiorillo who, in the midst of the media hitching the phrase “Wonder Woman” (you forgot to type “Bread” in the middle, maaaaan) to Palin, actually called up the real Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, to see what she had to say about all this. And we quote:

Don’t get me started. She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness … that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about.

Yeah! What she said!
PhillyMag: Palin Not Fit To Scrub Toilets In My Invisible Plane
DN: We Just Grew A Pair Of Tits On Michael Smerconish. Twice!
[Image credit: LOLPalin]

This entry was posted on Friday, September 12th, 2008 at 11:51 am.