Let’s just get the two elephants in the room out of the way right now: 1.) Elvira could turn a straight man gay, and a gay man straight. She has strange powers that you want nothing to do with. 2.) Nevertheless, getting Elvira up in your spot on Halloween is like getting Dick Clark to show up at your New Year’s Eve party. So make your plans accordingly when we tell you that we just received word that this legend of the horror world (and presumed go-to masturbatory fantasy object for A. D. Amorosi) will be making appearances at the Edgar Allan Poe National Historical Site, Eastern State Penitentiary and the Park Hyatt Philadelphia at the Bellevue this Halloween. Which reminds us: It’s been about four Halloweens since we last did the whole mummy strippers thing. Maybe it’s time again?

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am.