Confidential To Dude: Surely At This Point You Must Know Better Than To Take Style Advice From Daily News Staff

Because first off, the argyle sweater (at right) is totally boss. You know who this guy Fonzworth Bentley is, right? Strong black man, NOT AFRAID OF ARGYLE. And you shouldn’t be, either. Argyle is a pattern rich in both tradition and timeless dopeness. So when Catherine Lucey corners you at some presser and snivels something about what the hell is up with the sweater that wardrobe put you in for a photo shoot BUT YOU SHOULD KEEP BECAUSE SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU LOOK GREAT, here’s the quote not to give:

“I did not pick out that sweater. I do not own that sweater. You will never see me again in that sweater.”

Instead, own it. And if you really don’t own that sweater, there is a Brooks Brothers just 3 blocks from your office, and I’m pretty sure they’re having a sale. Wanna meet up after work, go there, then pop in to the LaCoste shop?
OK, OK, I know: People would talk. But still. The argyle sweater. It’s hype. Own it.
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3 Responses to “Confidential To Dude: Surely At This Point You Must Know Better Than To Take Style Advice From Daily News Staff”

  1. mappy Says:

    Amen. And you can’t see his sneakers in that photo, but they’re great, too.

  2. Walter Sobchak Says:

    She is crazy. He looks great!

  3. ecortes Says:

    Yea his sneakers are pretty cool. He has the old school chucks with no laces!

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