Dept. Of Not Leaving The Children Out Of It: Olivia Nutter Has The Most Embarrassing First Day Of School Ev-arr

We’re sure that the Nutter family didn’t know the can of worms when they opened up when they made a bona fide philebrity out of Olivia Nutter in the run-up to last year’s election. But now the dust has settled and, here she is, accompanied by, according to Clout, two SUVs, three cops, and her dad, The Mayor, showing up for her first day at Masterman. Groan. Can you imagine? Quoth Pops:

“She insisted that I not go into school with her. That was about 15 minutes of negotiation.”

Dad, you cannot be serious. And the rest of you TV newsfucks covering this: Leave the girl alone! Because everybody knows that when you pay too much attention to a kid, it can only go in two directions: Haim, or Feldman.
Clout: Wait Until Everybody Forgets It’s Her 16th Birthday

2 Responses to “Dept. Of Not Leaving The Children Out Of It: Olivia Nutter Has The Most Embarrassing First Day Of School Ev-arr”

  1. ecortes Says:

    she’s on celebrity status. Let’s hope she doesn’t turn into the usual “kids gone bad” when she’s a teenager.

  2. Grapesoda Says:

    B’dang sweenman. Is this like Palin’s don’t talk about my family but then I’ll bring it up, shove it down your throat, and my daughter will lick her hand then rub your head with it deal? Naw. I didnt just compare you to her, I’m just wanting a place to hate on her.

    In any case. Can you imagine being the mayor’s daughter? Her dating life must suck. I’m cleaning up philly STARTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.

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