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The Philebrity Index: For Sale

Cooke

  • Number of former Masterpiece Theatre hosts whose bodies were sold for parts by Louis and Gerald Garzone: 1
  • Cost on StubHub today of a President’s Club Suite for the Eagles’ opener against the Rams on Sunday: $20,589
  • Minimum amount that Sweeney could get for his iPhone if he could only get the damn thing unlocked: about $500
  • Yesterday’s Urban Outfitters all-time high share price: $38.36
  • Number of possibly Urban Outfitters-clad people getting a knee to the back of the head by a riot cop in this badass photo taken by arrested AP photographer Matt Rourke: 1

    • This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm.

    One Response to “The Philebrity Index: For Sale”

    1. popplenoose. Says:
      September 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm

      jailbreaking an iPhone is so easy a small retarded chimp could figure it out.

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