Summer Superlatives: Kinky Jen Vs. Cortes The Killer
OK, so, what’s in your satchel of whoa, Kinky Jen?
Best Concert – Devo at the Festival Pier. No, seriously I mean it.
Best Party – Rob’s Best BBQ Ever, July 4th Weekend.
Best New Spot – Any backyard with a grill and friends
Worst New Spot – Tranny Gauntlet at 13th and Locust
Best New Look – Short skirts, short shorts, short dresses
Worst New Look – slouchy boot flip flops in gold and silver. Come on ladies, boot flip flops?
Best (quasi)Celebrity visiting the city – The Happy Hooker, Xaviera Hollander
Worst (quasi)Celebrity visiting the city – The Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy
Remind us to party with you sometime. And what about you, Eric Cortes?
· Favorite Concert – The John Legend concert (although I was working, rained on and only stayed for 10 min)
· Favorite Party – The Summer Solstice Party in Fishtown! Beer, power hour, food and more!
· Best/Worst Look – Worst will always be the shvants aka short pants aka capriis. I admit I wore them during my “I work at the Gallery” days. Best look will be the flip flops, khaki pants and a shirt with a cool quote like, “YOU SUCK THIS MUCH.”
· Best New Spot – DISTRITO RESTAURANT, very different from Jose Garces usual restaurants.
· Best News Story – Unfortunately the Alycia Lane/Larry Mendte un-love affair







August 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Congrats on ya boy Joe getting the nod! I like him too, he’s a bulldog. Give em hell Wilmington style!
August 25th, 2008 at 11:23 am
tranny gauntlet haha. love it.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
The “tranny gauntlet” on 13th/Locust is new?