Wait, Is Dan Gross Still On Vacation?

Because within 90 minutes of one another yesterday, we received reports that:
A) Alycia Lane came “out of hiding” (ooh! she’s like Howard Hughes!) and supped at Parc earlier this week. And,
B) that newly-single Monica Malpass (pictured, don’t everybody jump at once now) had also been spotted at Parc twice in the last week.
In truth, we’re less concerned about these sightings than we are the notion that Stephen Starr’s latest is already being co-opted by skanchors (new word alert!) looking to show everybody, you know, how reals they keeps it.

One Response to “Wait, Is Dan Gross Still On Vacation?”

  1. dx Says:

    Breaking News: psuedo-celebrities eat at expensive, over-hyped restaurants.

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