Breaking: Foxwoods Looking At Other Places To Play “Hide The Old People And Steal Their Pensions Quarter By Quarter”
“They’re inside the city limits, not on the riverfront and not within 10 miles of casinos already open in Bensalem and Chester.” Our bets: By the stadiums, by the airport, or please God, somewhere, anywhere, in the Northeast. They totally deserve it. [Clout]
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 am
Enough with picking on the NE. Really. We pay our taxes and the rest of the city gets all the love. Not fair. We certainly don’t want some crummy casino either. It’s bad enough that Philadelphia Park is so close. If we Neastie beasties are in the mood to gamble, we’ll try our luck crossing Roosevelt Boulevard on foot. We’re already plagued with neck tattoos, pajamas worn as outerwear, and, God help us, a 99 restaurant. Not all of us are racist and we even recycle now! So really, give it a rest. Go bother Manayunk for a change and let us enjoy our Funions and box wine in peace. And for the record, should we ever stoop to anthropomorphize a neighborhood, Mayfair would spank Rittenhouse.
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am
Word has it Rittenhouse actually has regular secret meetings with Mayfair and pays it for spankings, but we don’t talk about such arrangement in polite society.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“rest of the city gets all the love. ” as in you mean we get pot holes, no trash pick up, and laughable police coverage just to name a few?