It’s no secret that we here at Philebs love us some Joe Biden, and oh, let us count the reasons why: He’s the only person we can think of who is smarmier than ourselves, he’s East-Coast Direct in that way that finally makes it clear that people from other parts of the country are simply not as smart as us, and, oh yeah, he’s also a fantastic political pragmatist and, not for nothing, kind of a sexy beast. When he dropped out of the running for Prez, you may recall, we wept openly. But over the weekend, with Biden all over this Georgia thing like white on rice, chatter levels regarding a Veep spot for the Big Biden went through the roof, and boom, it’s Monday morning and dude is riding high and lookin’ good! We don’t need to tell you why this would be a major victory/Defining Moment for Smarmy People Everywhere, and, on the real, Biden is just the kind of Bad Cop that Obama’s stringently Good Cop regime would require. We’ve seen Biden on Real Time With Bill Maher, and we know he does not suffer fools well. So, yeah: Biden. Let’s do this, America.
Wonkette: Joe Biden Is Totally Going To Be Veep Nominee
Previously: Joe Biden, We Hardly Knew Ye

This entry was posted on Monday, August 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm.