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Text Messages From The Damned: Something Tells Me It’s All Happening At The… Riverview

This just in:

Holy shit, there’s a busload of, um, retarded folk protesting Tropic Thunder down at the ol’ Riverview. Stompin’ around with signs, hollerin’!

The odd part: We don’t recognize the number. Still even more odd: Who in the hell goes to the Riverview at lunchtime on a Wednesday?

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm.

2 Responses to “Text Messages From The Damned: Something Tells Me It’s All Happening At The… Riverview”

  1. Patricio Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I think I need to go down and visit with a mike and camera.

  2. missionmom Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Patricio clearly has a real problem. He’s not a human being and has no sense of decency. Chances are we’ll hear about him. He’ll be arrested in his trailer park where he’s kept his family locked up for years in a filthy trailer.
    Do you actually think it’s okay to make fun of people who are different? So sad for you that you have no life except for what you choose to belittle. You pathetic excuse for a man.

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