If Our Research Is Correct, Chase Utley Will Be Living Very Close To Philebrity HQ
This item in Klein the other day about Chase and Jen Utley plunking down $4.19 mil for a Center City condo caught our eye — so much so that we had to start digging. And what we found, if it’s true, purports to be awesome news: Chase Utley is moving to Northern Liberties. Dig the Klein descip:
a tricked-out, bilevel, three-bedroom penthouse with more than 3,000 square feet of living space.
How many $4 million dollar condos in the city can match this, we thought. Turns out, not many. We called up a friend in the real estate biz to ask if he could punch up one of those Trend/MLS things (trust us, he’s not busy, nobody is), and lo and behold, click here to see the deetz. Chase Utley, are you the proud new owner of a penthouse apartment on the 21st floor of The Reef Tower at The Waterfront Square Condominiums? If so, welcome to the land of the Standard Tap, The Barbary, and not least, The Reaper. Tell you what, man: It’ll be good to have you. The Friday night scene around here has gotten so meatheaded and choady that a real-deal sluggin’ mofo like yourself just might add a little humility to this hood. Call me if you wanna drink Polish beers at Jerry’s.
Update: We’re hearing that none of this — NONE OF IT! — is right! Yay Philebrity! We’re hard at work on getting the deetz on where Chase’s place really is: Southwest Philly. Sike. No, but seriously: This is all wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. With any luck, we’ll have the real deal tomorrow, as well as a rundown on places nearby where you, Chase Utley, can drink in peace in your new ‘hood. Hint: This list pretty much begins and ends with the Locust Bar.
